WHAT GRANDMA NEEDS?

I found this idea on my daughters blog and thought I would see what happened if I punch in What Grandma Needs on google. Boy was I surprised! I know I don't need some of these things yet, although I have some sons who will tell you I do.

WHAT GRANDMA NEEDS
1. Grandma needs a bailout. Isn't that what the President said?
2. Grandma needs a friend. I can always use more friends.
3. Grandma needs therapy. Well, after 6 kids & 22 grandkids?
4. Grandma needs a Job (no way!)
5. Grandma needs a lift chair. Not Yet!
6. Grandma needs to know about babies. Is someone trying to tell me something?
7. Grandma needs new glasses. O.K. that ones right.
8. Grandma needs a Visa. Alright, where am I going?
9. Grandma needs a new home. That's so I don't need the lift chair.
10. Grandma needs to be in a home. Very Funny, Ha Ha
I think I can come up with a better Grandma Needs list by myself then what google said. But I'm willing to keep an opening mind (about some things).